Friday, January 27, 2006

Silly Mexicans Wait for "Search Warrants"

Mexican officials have discovered a marvelously-engineered half-mile-long, marijuana-filled tunnel crossing sixty feet below the U.S.-Mexico border. I don't know how they managed it, after waiting around for a search warrant like a bunch of constitution-obsessed smuggler-lovers.

We don't need no stinkin' search warrants.
Mexican authorities, after waiting one day for a search warrant, raided the small warehouse on Wednesday. Agents entered the tunnel and ran its length into the U.S., popping out from underneath a tile-covered floor in an office inside the warehouse.
A day? A day? Poor hobbled bastards.
As for our team:
On Wednesday, several miles west of the big tunnel, authorities found a smaller one about 2 feet underground and extending 30 feet across the border near a storm drain after a U.S. Border Patrol vehicle hit a sinkhole.
Well done, Border Patrol Agent Clouseau.

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